Start your morning off right

Supposedly Bin Laden woke up every day thinking about what he could do to destroy the united states. He kept journals, sent off flash drives, OC' d every second before the first pot was brewed. Now I've been known to
Be a bit obsessed at times, but I do get up and walk the dog, read the paper and have a cup of Joe, check the lottery numbers. My anger can set me off Lex Luthoring my revenge but usually I lose interest when the first shiny object passes by.
But he didn't. He stuck with it every day. Imagine what he might of accomplished. And it explains so much:
Sarah plain, Charlie sheen, Justin bieber, Lindsay Logan , the kardashians, pregnant teen reality shows, Donald trump, the no oil spill, Katrina and the levee break, brownie, record tornadoes, the westboro church, Twight saga ( books and movies), Karl rove return, tiger woods failure, gas prices, declining home sales, Michael vick, Mel Gibson, stink bugs, flash floods, obesity, tiger mothers , airport gropings, red light and speed cameras, Oprah quitting, teen bullying, excessive bag and airline fees, the movie NTheRoom, cell phone use while driving, Anne hathaway/James Franco hosting the oscars, slots ( no that was Ehrlich), Spiderman turn off the dark, BeAtrice and eugenies hats, Yo Gabba gabba, Microsoft vista, kindles, and the scheduler of the superbowl half time shows.

It's amazing what you can accomplish in just a few hour every morning. And feel free to add you own. Granted, these arent massive displays of murder mayhem and anarchary. But I'm reminded of Albert Brooks words in broadcast news: while being a very nice guy, he is the devil. What do you think the devil lookslike? Like God? Come on, no one is going to be taken in a guy walking around with a long red pointy tail. What's he going to sound like, arrrrrrrrrrr? He'll be attractive, he'll be helpful, he'll get aloneness he influences alarge god fearing nation. He'll never do an evil thing, he'll never deliberately hurt another living being. He'll just bit by bit lower our standards where they are important. Just a tiny little bit. Just coax along flash over substance, just a tiny little bit. And he'll talk about us all being really good salesmen. And he'll get all the good women. Butgivemethis, he personifies everything you've beenfighting against.